Gluck Gluck 9000 Thrusting Stroker

At the end of the day—or the end of a very enthusiastic BJ—the reason the OG Gluck Gluck went viral doesn’t really matter (something about a grapefruit, right?). What matters is that it feels amazing. And now, the Gluck Gluck 9000 takes your stroke session(s) even further with full-on thrusting action.

This legend-level masturbator is packing seven intense vibration modes powered by dual bullets plus five synchronized, fully automated spinning and thrusting options. That’s right—one full inch of glorious up-down motion. Vibe and thrust functions run independently, so you or your partner can fully customize the ride.

Designed with a sturdy handle and clear inner sleeve (bonus: it magnifies), the 9000 is super easy to grip and even easier to watch in action. You’re gonna want to see this.

Made of body-safe ABS plastic and soft silicone, the Gluck Gluck 9000 is splash-proof, USB rechargeable (cord included), and easy to clean with toy cleaner or warm soapy water. Just add your favourite water-based lube and prepare for takeoff.